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Jim Edwards 2016-05-04T21:27:13-05:00

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What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
A crying saucer.

On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a ranch in Roswell.
The next day Al Gore was born....draw your own conclusion.

What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder!

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